ACT IV

a week later:

K-Man is dusting the Living Room and Harry is sitting on the couch eating a sandwich. K-Man turns to Harry and asks him if Uma has stopped harassing the Tag Fairy.

Harry: "Cripes K-Man! Last night when I got up to go to the john, I heard her on the phone leaving another message for the Tag Fairy!"

K-Man: "What is she thinking? Mister Disney says that bribery just doesn't work with the Tag Fairy."

Uma bursts into the room. She tells them all she has done it. She has kissed fairy butt! In addition to the excessive baking, she has knit slippers and mittens and wing cozies. She went to Home Depot and got every last one of the lime green Mickey paint chips for the little fairy. She gave her fairy sized lime green Crocs, the ones with the little Mickey Mouse ears as the holes. Uma gifted her with anything and everything she could think of. Mister Disney's mother was now an official Tag Fairy Stalker!

Chrissy bursts in holding an empty, half wrapped Ipod box. She demands that K-man tell her why he gave her an empty box! They all look at each other and then at Uma.



Uma: "I'd do it again too! I will do anything for my baby!"

Mister Disney: "Ma, you have to stop. If they kick us off the DIS, I'll be very, very upset. You have to understand this...."

Back in the kitchen later that night K-Man, Chrissy and Mister Disney are sitting at the table eating. K-Man says that he is glad that they were finally able to convince Uma to leave the Tag Fairy alone and get back to cooking for Dad. Mister Disney agrees and clicks on the laptop sitting on the table and the DIS pops up. He clicks on his latest review and there, under his name, is a TAG!

"Here is your Tag. Do I still need the restraining order for your mom!?!"