ACT 1

The show opens with Mister Disney and K-Man sitting together on the couch in their living room, working on their laptops. Mister Disney is typing his latest Disney Dining Review for the DIS and K-Man is searching Flylady for housekeeping tips. (The K-man wants to keep Mister Disney's mother, Uma, from feeling the need to find dust bunnies every time she comes over.)



Mister Disney: "K-man check it out, another DISer wants you to write a dining review. They want to hear your side. Why don't you write the next one?"

K-man: "Nah, those DIS boards are your thing. Besides, you're the food writer, not me. No one wants to hear what I have to say."

Mister Disney: "Sure they do! I was going to write up our 'Dessert Only Night' at the Bistro De Paris next. Why don't you do it? As I always say, Life is Uncertain, Eat dessert first!"



K-man agrees and writes his very first review. In fact, it is his first ever post to the Dis Boards. He uses Mister Disney's infamous line: "Life is uncertain, Eat dessert first" in his write-up and attributes it to himself.

Cut to Mister Disney checking K-Man's posts and soon sees that the K-Man has received a tag from his VERY FIRST POST; and to add insult to injury its Mister Disney's line! Mister Disney has to laugh. He has over 1100 posts and has NEVER been tagged. He and K-Man joke about Mister Disney being overlooked and Mister Disney fakes distress at his lack of a tag.

Uma glides in from the unlocked kitchen door. She overhears the conversation, disturbed to see that her baby is upset and has to know the reason. Mister Disney explains about the honor of having tags bestowed on the DIS but assures his mother that he isn't really upset. She doesn't buy it. Her son has been overlooked and that is intolerable. Uma narrows her eyes and glares at K-man while she embraces her son.



She sees great injustice in this situation and decides then and there that she will make sure Mister Disney gets a tag as she scurries out the front door.

Act II