ACT II

The next day, Uma barges into Mister Disney's kitchen. K-Man has burned a roast and is trying to clear the smoke. Mister Disney and his dad, Harry, are having coffee. Harry looks up and rolls his eyes.

Harry: "Cripes, Uma! It looks like you've been electrocuted!"

Uma's hair is badly highlighted, teased, and sprayed within an inch of its life. Mister Disney, K-Man, and Harry stare open-mouthed at her hair, but she is waving a Rolodex card in the air triumphantly.

Uma: "I have found that elusive little fairy! BWA-HaHA-HAAAW! She's in my grasp nowwww!"



It took her all day and all night, but with a little detective work, she was able to track down the whereabouts of the Tag Fairy. It seems that the Tag Fairy gets her hair done at the same salon as Cousin Abigail's mother's best friend. Uma made an appointment with the Tag fairy's hairdresser!

Mister Disney and K-Man are horrified but Uma brushes them off and continues her story.

Flash back to a scene with Uma in the hair salon wearing a foil highlighting cap and a garish pink cape. The phone at the salon rings. The stylist leaves her station to take the call. (It was Chrissy, prearranged by Uma.) This leaves enough time for Uma to go through the stylist's customer Rolodex. She finds the Tag Fairy's card, pulls it out and slips it in her purse...just as the stylist returns.

The story flashes forward to Uma feverishly driving in her car (with the horrific hair) to the Tag Fairy's tiny, glittery house. She sneaks around and peeks through the windows. She tries to open the doors but they are locked

Uma is seen flailing around in the shrubbery, muttering insanely about securing a Tag for her son while, as we fade out and back to the kitchen.

ACT III