ACT III

Mister Disney tries to tell his mother that she doesn't need to be involved. He will get a tag when the Tag Fairy decides he deserves one and she shouldn't interfere with the natural order on the DIS. K-Man offers again to delete his tag so they will be even, but Mister Disney won't hear of it, assuring K-Man that he is not upset about it.

Mister Disney attempts to change the subject and asks Uma about her plans for his sister Chrissy's birthday party next week.


Mister Disney: "I think Chrissy would love your decadent chocolate ganache cake recipe, Ma."

Uma: "I may just send your father to the store; I don't have the time to bake."

K-Man reaches into a bag on the counter to show everyone the brand new, lime green I-pod that he has bought for Chrissy. Uma offers to wrap it for him. She can't stand how he uses press-on bows and reuses gift bags and makes sure he knows it.

A few days later, while K-Man is concentrating on vacuuming the living room, Harry strolls in and tells K-Man he is terribly hungry. Apparently Uma hasn't had time to cook for him. She has been busy stalking the Tag Fairy! She has been baking treats, buying gifts and leaving messages on the Tag Fairy's answering machine! K-Man dreads telling Mister Disney this news. Too Late! Mister Disney has overheard everything and he is horrified!


Mister Disney: "I have to talk to her before K-Man and I get banned from the boards!"

Chrissy comes flouncing in the back door and sits down on the couch with her brother. Mister Disney asks her how things are going at the house as it is obvious she is upset. She whines that Mom is so busy trying to impress the Tag Fairy that she hasn't even started on her birthday plans. She remembers a special chocolate cake she made for Mister Disney and she hoped one day Mom would make a gourmet cake like that for her as well.

Chrissy: "Everybody Loves Mister Disney...."


K-Man offers to make Chrissy a cake himself. Now Mister Disney and Chrissy both look horrified. K-Man relents and agrees to go shopping with Chrissy to buy her a great dessert on her birthday. He teases that he knows she will be getting one really great present she has been wanting...

The picture fades to later that night, and we see Uma tiptoeing up to the Tag Fairy's door with a beautifully wrapped small box. Through a window we see the Answering Machine light flashing frantically, the phone off of the hook, and a large pile of very similar boxes of goodies on a table next to an extra large bottle of Antacid.

ACT IV